funnnnny walla funnnny

[7ANKOOSHA]

> >>>A cabbie picks up a nun.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>She asks him why he is staring.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
> >>>you."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
> >>>
> >>>am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
> >>>hear
> >>>
> >>>just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
> >>>
> >>>that I would find offensive."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
> >>>
> >>>have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm single and Catholic!"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
> >>>
> >>>dear child," asks the nun, "why are you crying?"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
> >>>
> >>>Jewish."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
> >>>
> >>>going to a Halloween party."
> >>>
> >>
> >>j

[7ANKOOSHA]

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again",
she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size !"

[Dep sit]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
i sware you this's my first time i laugh here
damn girl from where you took that
you r soo funny