7ANKOOSHA
02-10-2006, 09:27 AM
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.
>
>They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.
>
>Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor
thought
>of sharing his heart with others.
>
>He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves
>like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each
other
>with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this.
>
>This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a
lot
>of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a
big
>chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The
day
>they will find out I will be fired"!
>
>Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have
slept
>with every woman in the church including married women.
As
>I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey.
If
>this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
>
>The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought
he
>had a big story to tell.
>
>He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit
>anymore. I have to share this! I will be back!
>
>
>
>Peace and one love.
>
>They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.
>
>Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor
thought
>of sharing his heart with others.
>
>He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves
>like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each
other
>with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this.
>
>This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a
lot
>of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a
big
>chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The
day
>they will find out I will be fired"!
>
>Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have
slept
>with every woman in the church including married women.
As
>I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey.
If
>this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
>
>The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought
he
>had a big story to tell.
>
>He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit
>anymore. I have to share this! I will be back!
>
>
>
>Peace and one love.